The Weirdo's Mystery Tour

"Haven't you heard the news? You're dead, darling."

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via twlt)

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude, via nocturnalnobody)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via tastefullyoffensive)

mayakern:

sometimes i forget how gay i am

(via nocturnalnobody)

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is



There is no escape

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape

(Source: royalteens, via twlt)

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

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i stand corrected

(via godtie)

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

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lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

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(Source: thewhitechickoj, via twlt)

graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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(via twlt)

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

(via twlt)

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(Source: melaninacorpse, via twlt)